Losing a child must be the second most painful thing ever. The most painful thing would be to lose the child, find him, and then watch him be murdered by his sibling, who happens to contain half of Satan’s DNA.

“I visited my old haunt, but somehow without all my old friends there with me, t…”

“I cleaned out my belly button last night, and I found the meaning of life. Gosh…”

“Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a specia…”

“Here is my naked body. Take a long look at what nobody else can look at. And hu…”