Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.

“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well,…”

“Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.”

“He won’t be as funny as a mountain—he’ll be hill-arious. He is my clone, and I …”

“How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis i…”