Love, I wrote the book on it. Unfortunately, nobody would publish it, so I felt compelled to burn my manuscript.

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”

“A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one …”

“Thomas Jefferson is by far the smartest president,” said Thomas Jefferson, abou…”

“I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or t…”