Love is 90% what life is about, plus or minus 10%. Of course, I just made both figures up, and made-up figures aren’t as good as nude figures.

“People can only grow, stagnate, or regress. Which one are you doing? I’m both g…”

“A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.
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“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

“Quiet night. Silence at full capacity. Noiselessness is spilling over like a co…”