Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.

“My 30th birthday happened once too often to remember fondly. I spilled all my l…”

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex wit…”

“A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, bu…”

“When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box.”