Love is always there when you don’t need it, and when you need it and it’s not there, well, that’s what hookers are for.

“I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't ima…”

“A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I …”

“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, beca…”

“Sometimes I retreat into sleep to advance my mood.”