Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.

“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named B…”

“If you want walking dolphins and talking sandwiches, you’re lucky to have me bu…”

“A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.”

“I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation …”