Love is as iffy as Kipling.

“A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could b…”

“If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.”

“My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through th…”

“Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to …”