Love is like a banana, and I keep it in my pocket on cold days to warm up my hand.

“Brick is to blanket, as ellipses is to…
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“Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need …”

“I nearly ran him over after he ran out in front of my car. So I slammed on the …”

“I always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.”