Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.

“At five in the morning, I was half asleep. The whole left side of my body was t…”

“Conventional wisdom holds that water is liquid at room temperature. Well, not i…”

“One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In thi…”

“If you date a hermaphrodite, does that make you bisexual?”