Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.

“Hardly anybody tells the truth these days. For the truth I have to go to Washin…”

“Of all the bars in the world, prison is the worst, followed closely by the ones…”

“I’ll tell you about love on one condition: that you give it to me unconditional…”

“I’m in no position to criticize, because I’m in the fetal position, and I’m bou…”