Love is like Atlantis, OK? And I’m just a humble scuba diver searching for treasure that I can exchange for sexual favors.

“All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes m…”

“The neon orange orb sat low in the sky, slowly breaking free of the horizon lik…”

“The phrase “Rat you out” is offensive because it’s not offensive enough. It sho…”

“A brick could be used to wade into dangerous territory with a man named Wade wh…”