Love is like being featherless in mid flight and not even wondering if you taste like chicken. My love must taste like ostrich, because I’m always running from it.

“When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well…”

“Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.”

“My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I vote…”

“If you don’t speak Greek, how do you know if it’s all Greek to you?”