Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.” “I care for her about my mom like a Maggie (three Donalds per serving).” “My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a t…” “You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I kn…”