Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff.

“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my …”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee…”

“The clouds blanketed the city, and the rain sounded like bricks hitting the roo…”

“One of my seminars is “Leadership in the 20th century: How being a century behi…”