Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe.

“His name is Arnold. But you’re not on a first name basis with him, and that’s n…”

“In five years I want to go equally as far as I have come in the last five years…”

“Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with ot…”

“If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to expl…”