Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I wasn’t born with?

“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decision…”

“Blankets are covers, covering the sins of my fathers. 
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“The customs of the customers should be custom designed by me, and sold to the b…”

“Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy t…”