Love is snowy, like the raincloud I left in the freezer. I would ski on the slope of your kiss, but I’d be fearful of an avalanche.

“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t …”

“Just don’t stand around and say, “Just don’t stand around.” That’s my job, and …”

“Alliteration Day took place on 1/1/11. So did Repetition Day and the Day of the…”

“Some of the vitamins I take are the size of jumbo jets, though they only pack a…”