Love isn’t a series of slogans like “Just do it,” “It’s the real thing,” or “Go ahead, stick it in my butt.” Love is much more than that. Love is also a logo. I know, because I have it tattooed on my ass.

“Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and …”

“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes …”

“Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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“I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom s…”