Love, my ass. The international language is food.

“I will never marry you. I will never have sex with you voluntarily. And the day…”

“But more than any of that, I was thankful for the possibility he'd shown me: th…”

“You know, honey, Natalie's expecting her second." I arched my eyebrows at my mo…”

“Kaylee, you're adding two and two and coming up with seven.”