Love rules the world. Like a tyrant.


“Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a…”

“Most people like winners, but I prefer underdogs. They’re more fun to pet.”

“I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra…”

“I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you.…”