Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steaming feces.

“Your fate is like a new jar of peanut butter. It may be sealed, but you can cho…”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”

“I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always ke…”

“The smell of coffee was enough to wake up my neighbors. In a display of gratitu…”