Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute.

“I’m too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make i…”

“Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is be…”

“Love is a trumpet, Donald Trump’s hair, and a turnip all turned up and facing w…”

“Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me la…”