Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.

“I say we cut our government in half, with a chainsaw along their waists.”

“There is no other way. Thankfully I’m here, and not there.”

“It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the li…”

“I come bearing gifts in the form of junk food. You’re welcome. I would have bro…”