Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a telephone wire, rather than simply picking up the phone to call or text.

“After I had my computer about a month, I finally figured out how to turn it on.…”

“I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.”

“When I was 18 I got bitten by a snake, and since then I have refused to vote fo…”

“There are certain books in the history of the world that should never have been…”