Ma’am, I can take either you or your purse, but I can’t take both. And honestly, I’d rather take your purse. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Beauty is beautiful. That’s the beauty of beauty.” “Planning is worrying, only in a productive, proactive form. Worry has to be a l…” “Sunburns are so embarrassing that they always make me blush all over.” “Sometimes no words come as a response, only shapes spring to mind. But after yo…”