Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise.

“I didn’t have time to grow out a mustache, so I wore a squirrel to the party. W…”

“I went through and underlined all the funny lines in his book, and by the time …”

“I travel light. But not at the same speed.
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“I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a b…”