Making art can be a mystical, spiritual experience. Sort of like golfing on water, which I haven’t done, because I’m more Michael Phelps and less Michael Phelps.

“My baby nephew is a real ladies man. He doesn't need to pick up women. They pic…”

“Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, wo…”

“This presidential election will be as electric as an eel—and just as snakelike.”

“Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasiona…”