Male or female, if my name were either Don or Dawn, I’d be up at sunrise to celebrate the glory that is me.

“Yes, life could be better. But it could also be worse. Don’t believe me? Allow …”

“I wanted to say Thank You in sign language, but instead I sneezed and ended up …”

“A blanket could be used to say hello to all the goodbyes I was too blind to hea…”

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”