Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

“It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, an…”

“A bunch of people are gonna be mad at me, I’ve got some kind of medical issue t…”

“I always considered myself a loner.I mean, not like a poor-me, Byron-esque, I-s…”

“I heard someone walk out of the alley behind me, and my body went tense and tig…”