Man, Fury was right. You should never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. I should have listened to you. You told me Petra was a three-wolf-humping bitch, but did I listen? (Fang)

“And remember, sometimes our dreams appear where and when we least expect it. So…”

“If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough”

“Well after that testosterone-shattering experience, I have no more dignity to w…”

“(She grabbed him for a bear hug.)Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick)”