Man, this angel crap… it’s so fucking hard to influence anything. I’ve never had a problem with free will before, but for shit’s sake, I wish I could just I Dream of Jeannie you to where you need to be.” As Tohr winced, the angel muttered, “It’s okay, though. We’ll get you there somehow—”
“Actually, I’m cringing at the vision of you in a pink harem costume.”
“Hey, I have a great ass, I’ll have you know.

Author: J.R. Ward