MARK! What the hell are you doing? That's revolting. Stop that immediately.'

And that's when Mark looks up at me and says, in a matter-of-fact voice, 'Batman has pendicitus. He has to have a ternal zamination.

- Cat

“She sorts out her lipstick with a glance in the hall mirror, her free hand simu…”

“Still, Emma and I somehow struck up the type of friendship that lasts through p…”

“After the third call from my mother, he comes in in a Hawaiian shirt. He is, fr…”

“I feel like saying something back to her. Something like, 'Eat hanger, bitch.' …”