Maybe is forgettable. Only yes and no are memorable. Be bold with your love and say yes to yes and no to no.

“My day starts like a regular guy’s. I wake up, drink raw eggs, run around Phila…”

“It’s so windy outside that there are waves in my cereal bowl. I was out of milk…”

“A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.”

“Sharpies aren’t all that sharp. Not a great stabbing weapon.”