Maybe one day I’ll be a real boy. Maybe then my untruthful nose won’t be longer than my truthfully aroused penis.

“If you can predict the future, you can change the past.”

“A brick could be used as a blanket, if you’re a roach or politician. Warmth can…”

“If I were a parent, I would feel like nudity should not be on the back of any m…”

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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