Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.

“The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My …”

“If yes is the new no, no is the new maybe, and maybe is the new yes, then my an…”

“Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with ot…”

“Do they make chin straps with knives attached? If they do, I need one. You can …”