Me and Ruth minus Ruth leaves me Ruthless—and makes me ruthless.

“I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness c…”

“My father is half man, half Zeus. That makes me one quarter fake God. But that'…”

“What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds …”

“The best part of the word "booboo" is the breast. While the word doesn't suck, …”