Meet the Robinsoons—but meet them later.

“His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. …”

“If I had a street named after me, I’d carry that around instead of a driver’s l…”

“Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.”

“I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inev…”