Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

“Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made …”

“You know how I love secrecy. It is the only thing that can make modern life won…”

“If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.”

“It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.”