Men and women think about love differently. The main difference is that men simply don’t think about it.

“The birds bark my name, and I meow theirs in return. I may be a bit mixed up ab…”

“Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?
The name’s Onequarter…”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo cap…”

“I’m angry as hell. I’m angry for all the people who should be angry but aren’t,…”