Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

“He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the do…”

“Who's the best person you know. Of all the people you know personally, is there…”

“I can’t cut back. I’ve turned into a sex addict. I get within a foot of Ranger …”

“It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good …”