Men in lust can get creative.

“Penelope glared at her, “Madame said that men love damsels in distress. She fai…”

“When you get beef from the butcher, you don’t feel bad for the cow that has bee…”

“Theodore, I don’t think I have to tell you but …”“I won’t mention the little in…”

“Lady Anne sighed and whispered to Penelope, “My brother stands guard over me li…”