Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.


“A blanket could be used to offset things likely to set you off. When you start …”

“The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.”

“A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.
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“My dad was born poor, made a fortune during his life, and then died suddenly—mu…”