Metaphors are lies.

“Los niños de mi colegio son estúpidos. Pero se supone que no he de llamarlos es…”

“He’d tried celibacy. The only problem was the lack of sex.”

“And something happened in Katie's heart, and she realized it wasn't just two pe…”

“The Dordogne in 1984 was the nadir. Diarrhea, moths like flying hamsters, the b…”