Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.

“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I…”

“I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of …”

“Nobody wants to leave what they know to go either to the unknown, or to grandmo…”

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bik…”