Most people like winners, but I prefer underdogs. They’re more fun to pet.

“The code of the coward is to run away. I know, because I wrote the manual.”

“When I'm in yoga class, and I'm in the Tree Pose, I always pretend I'm the Tree…”

“I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.”

“When I look in the mirror, I see not only the person I am, but the person I cou…”