Most people take four years to get a degree. Not me. I’m twice as ambitious. It took me nearly eight years to graduate.

“Oh, look, there are jobs available in Jacksonville! Today there are two jobs fo…”

“When I think of the Middle Ages I think of castles, Catholicism, and taking you…”

“I’m building a building from scratch, and I’m making it out of a giant itch.”

“I won’t be lulled by the lullaby, when what waits after is eternal sleep.”