Mow the carpet, vacuum the lawn, and make love like war.

“A brick could be used to cook with, as a thickening agent in gravy. But as hist…”

“A blanket could be used to aid a waiter with bringing out a large order of beer…”

“His last name was Gum, and I wanted to chew him out. But I’ll save that for the…”

“I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last p…”