Mr. Bass, would you say you fish a lot? Or do you prefer strumming stringed instruments? Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I don’t have a blue-collar job. It’s more of a green collar, because of all the…” “It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a too…” “A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow his…” “My breath smells like fish. I need to gargle tartar sauce.”