Mr. Green Sweater looks normal, but his wingman looks hard-core bad boy,” said Vee. "Emits a certain don’t-mess-with-me signal. Tell me he doesn’t look like Dracula’s spawn. Tell me I’m imagining things.

“You should shower," I said. "Right now.""I smell that bad?"Actually, he smelled…”

“In the end, the only thing between us was silence.”

“I felt his eyes devour me as I moved around the room. He assessed me head to to…”

“No, hear me out. The long answer to that question is that everything about me h…”